Angels Are Light On Their Feet

 Is it just me or is the world going crazy?

This week Manitoba decided that in order to control the flooding they would have to flood a huge area which included 150 homes, businesses and many acres of farmland. In Alberta one third of the town of Slave Lake has burnt to the ground and there are currently 61 fires burning in the province. Thankfully 58 of them are now under control. Not too long ago Japan was devastated by earthquakes a tsunami and one of their nuclear power plants melting down. The world is coming out of the worst recession since the thirties and of course we have global warming hanging over our heads.

I think that there is madness afoot! Not your common everyday keeping jello in your underwear kind of madness, but serious "I think there is an alien invasion." type of madness. Proof? I don't need no stinkin' proof! I have the voices that tell me all about it. Sometimes they just won't shut up.

OK. I don't have any proof, but there is weird stuff going on in the world. Look at the Walmart people emails. Who the hell takes those pictures? Why do they take those pictures? Why do they send them to me? I actually can understand most of those people. I know a few of them.

The Mayans predicted that the world will end in 2012. If they are to be believed then all of the weird stuff that is happening will continue to happen. It also means that I only have a year to learn to play the guitar and win the lottery. I have given up on a career in ballet, but who knows, when I am an angel I might be pretty light on my feet.