Monday 4 January 2016

See You In The Spring

Ok, so what if I haven’t made a running start on 2016?

I will get through the year whether I am running, walking or sitting on a bar stool. Maybe not if I spend the year on a bar stool, but it might be more fun than running. It will be more fun than running and a lot less sweaty. Probably by June they will have to reinforce the stool or replace it with a more industrial strength stool. Not my problem.

In my defence, I am feeling a little flu…ish, with unexplained aches and pains, along with a general malaise. The weatherman is predicting a drop in temperature past COLD, past REALLY COLD and well into the ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING range. I’ve decided that I will weather the cold inside and won’t come out until mid spring. I may have to venture out in a month or so for needed supplies, but with any luck we will get a Chinook just around when I run out of toilet paper.

I’m going to drug up and bury myself under the covers for the foreseeable future. Thank God for central heating and food deliveries!

See you in the spring.

1 comment:

  1. Come out to the island for a swim, that will cure your ills! CB