Monday, 25 August 2014

Kennonites


I have been avoiding the blog today for some reason. I think it might be because I didn’t write one yesterday and I didn’t have a very good reason not to. My right wrist was hurting, but that was and is an excuse which seemed to make sense at 10:30 last night, but in the cold light of day…

I still don’t have anything to write about, but as you know, that has never stopped me before. I have been thinking lately about how people avoid doing what is right. Well, they avoid doing what I think is right, and as we all know, what I think is right is …well…right!

It kind of boggles the mind how the vast bulk of the worlds population continue to be wrong so often, I know what you are thinking, “Ken, how can billions of people be wrong and you are the only one who is right?” I might agree with you if it weren’t that there have been other guys who were right when everyone else was going about life the wrong way. Buddha, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, Joseph Smith (I guess), and many others that although important and significant in their time, they aren’t important and significant to this blog.

Do I consider myself to be a modern day prophet? No, I am far too lazy for that kind of silliness and unlike those others mentioned and not mentioned, I don’t care if the rest of humanity finds salvation or not. However, I do have something in common with those guys, I am telling the truth or “gospel” and very few are listening. Is it significant that I have 12 people who follow this blog? Not for me to say. Have I fed the masses? It’s been done to death. Heal the sick? I have kissed my share of boo-boos and dispensed a healing slurpee or popsicle when necessary. Walked on water? I’ve walked through some pretty deep puddles and my socks stayed dry, gore-tex boots or divine protection, you judge.

I suppose it is possible that at sometime in the future, a society without direction and on the brink of destruction may just find some answers in some of these blog entries. I am sure that the leaders of this new religion will rewrite the drivel that I have put down and if it is phrased correctly, it just may give people a reason to live. That is pretty heady stuff.

I suppose I had better cut out the curse words and the rash judgement of those assholes that I’ve got on my “Better Dead List”. No, I am going to keep the list and the future Kennonites will just have to admit that their prophet has feet of clay and a potty mouth.


Good night and bless you…er… may God bless…

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