ProbablyTomorrow

It has been quite a few years since I was at my optimum weight. I don’t even know what that would be, but believe me when I say that it is many pounds and more than a few inches less than I am now. I’m comfortable with my look as long as I don’t see any photos or look in the mirror.

I know how to lose weight and get into shape, but for some inexplicable reason I keep telling myself that I will start tomorrow. There are so many good reasons to lose weight and not very many to stay where I am. The only one that I can think of is that I would have to buy new clothes. Oh, I wouldn’t be as cuddly as I am now, but since no one cuddles me that is a moot point anyways.

In the past couple of weeks, we have had too much candy in the house and I have had too much candy in my mouth. It is Christmas time and candy and cookies are a large part of the whole experience. Well, in my world view they are.

I have had so much that I can feel a tingling just under my skin. I don’t imagine its some kind of special magic sugar energy that will help get me through the season. Perhaps the individual cells in my body are trying to find storage for all of that sugar. They are packing it at the ends of my blood vessels, just where they come close to the skin. If I cut myself, there is a very good chance that sugar will pour out onto the floor. Probably red sugar.

Well, I am going to do something about it, I’ll start to eat healthy foods and get more exercise…probably tomorrow.