Thursday 26 January 2017

The J Stands For Jerk

Well, writing everyday seems to be a challenge for me.

It is really easy to put it off and off and off until it is too late. I think I need to develop gumption. I watched a western yesterday which is why I need “gumption”. To be fair, what I need is grit.

I have some ideas for blogs and they would be just wonderful except it is once again too late. Tomorrow, I promise! Cross my heart and hope to die.

I used to say that when I was a kid and I didn’t always keep my word. I should be dead many times over. Thankfully the Great “IS” of the universe wasn’t paying attention at the time so I got a pass. Let’s hope that He/She/It doesn’t read this blog. There are millions of blogs out there and many of them are much more interesting than this one. Surely some of those people crossed their hearts and hoped to die.

Now I should cross my heart and hope to diet. That would work better for me now. Perhaps the Great “IS” would give me a hand losing weight if He/She/It is listening. Just a single finger snap and I could be down fifty or sixty pounds.

Nope! I am just going to hope this blog goes unnoticed by any and all of those all powerful, omnipotent beings that are inhabiting the universe. You’re doing a great job!

However, if one of the minor deities happens to be reading, could you smite Donald J. Trump? He is kind of orange with a bad comb over and believes that he is a minor deity. He isn’t! I think the “J” stands for jerk

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